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Whats everyones best joke?

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Thanks Physics Teacher..... 

 

"Argon walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, 'Hey you! Get out!!' Argon doesn't react."

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Pavlov walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Suddenly, a phone rings. Hearing this, Pavlov jumps up from the bar stool and yells "Sh*t, I forgot to feed the goddamn dogs!"

 

That joke had people in stitches in my psych class :D

 

Other than that, when I need to smile I just think of this pic, works every time

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My best ones I dare not tell on this forum or they would be edited/deleted.

I honestly can't remember where I saw this one but it was from a man in the UK.

 

There are three men sitting in the waiting room of a hospital while their wives are in labor.

The three are an Englishman, a Pakistani, and a Welshman.

A nurse bursts out of a door and says "I'm so sorry! We mixed the children up and can't tell which child is which!"

The Englishman claims "I'll sort this out and grab mine."

He walks into the room and walks out with what is clearly the Pakistani baby.

The Pakistani man says "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"

The Englishman replies "In there is a Welsh baby and I'm taking no chances."

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