Oi. I consider myself a certified asshat / **** / douche and if you're reading this you've probably noticed this too.
I rarely offer anything worthwhile to the conversations (don't tell the admins) but instead offer extremely low quality comedy relief and oddly phrased opinions about things you don't care about. I'm pretty good at games. I'd be even better if I didn't always play while being intoxicated. Well now that I said it, I probably shouldn't be intoxicated this much. Oh well. I'm actually pretty great.
I often run a squad called "Itchy Balls & Scotch" (or other beverage of choice)